Welcome to coding world, oh yeah, and you still won't wanna do it....
Apr 08 at 02:46 AM
slacker
i wonder if they have free beer at this thing?
Apr 08 at 02:46 AM
st33lb1rd
boooo...did the google janitor write this crap?
Apr 08 at 02:46 AM
cosmo
i just subconsciously tried to skip forward in the stream to the punchline
Apr 08 at 02:46 AM
aliakbar
@charlieray amen
Apr 08 at 02:46 AM
poetslife
and the point is
Apr 08 at 02:46 AM
KenR
i was really looking forward to this announcement, but... wow... meh...
Apr 08 at 02:46 AM
lilbyrdie
the "uh"'s show that he may actually be a real developer ... and lacking in mob skills like a geek should be
Apr 08 at 02:46 AM
charlieray
how about an actual working demo
Apr 08 at 02:46 AM
tdubya
wheres google guy
Apr 08 at 02:46 AM
reallygoogle
why did he call the program shoutout, he should have just said hello world
Apr 08 at 02:46 AM
SiggasNation
scoble is thinking about that buffet table
Apr 08 at 02:46 AM
Dfrag
you are here watching this chat instead of watching basketball, stfu
Apr 08 at 02:46 AM
aliakbar
horrible hair, horrible dev, horrible presenter
Apr 08 at 02:46 AM
KeithK
Okay that's enought for me... I'm outta here
Apr 08 at 02:46 AM
cmiepr
subliminal firefox
Apr 08 at 02:46 AM
EATerrell
paren error hahaha
Apr 08 at 02:46 AM
nottechnosailor
@simplebucket it's called multitasking
Apr 08 at 02:46 AM
aliakbar
he is horrible
Apr 08 at 02:45 AM
EATerrell
"something's wrong with my code" hahah
Apr 08 at 02:45 AM
charlieray
Google screen of death
Apr 08 at 02:45 AM
minou
heu
Apr 08 at 02:45 AM
StarvArt
eek a stack trace
Apr 08 at 02:45 AM
hylian
this is why you do not let the programmers do the pr.
Apr 08 at 02:45 AM
greggscott
Google announces Google Backyard Slideshow app. A Picasa/Streetview/Jimmy Dean's sausage Mash-Up.
Apr 08 at 02:45 AM
wasteoftime
if i hear "uh" one more fucking time
Apr 08 at 02:45 AM
rubillionaire
he should really start using tab triggers in TextMate
Apr 08 at 02:45 AM
simplebucket
come on.. google.. even the RoR screencast can push out a flickr mashup in 5mins.. and this guy's been talking for 10mins n he is still doing a hello world
Apr 08 at 02:45 AM
yawn
tonight's the national championship game and these losers are watching some dumbass write code
Apr 08 at 02:45 AM
jose
why can't i cut & paste the code from the video?
Apr 08 at 02:45 AM
poindexter31783
the basketball game is better, 39-38 kansas
Apr 08 at 02:45 AM
poetslife
reason programmers should NEVER give the presentation
Apr 08 at 02:45 AM
reallygoogle
cout << "hello world";
Apr 08 at 02:45 AM
icanhas
¬_¬
Apr 08 at 02:45 AM
Toronto
Python rules
Apr 08 at 02:45 AM
minou
i miss the beginning, what are they talking about?
Apr 08 at 02:45 AM
slacker
i would miss curly braces if i had to program Python...
Apr 08 at 02:45 AM
nottechnosailor
Kansas 39 - Memphis 38
Apr 08 at 02:45 AM
EricSchmidt
they should show paint drying on that screen
Apr 08 at 02:45 AM
sqlgeek
rows returned 0
Apr 08 at 02:45 AM
st33lb1rd
NEVVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
Apr 08 at 02:45 AM
ryanmf
He hates typing things right on the first try.
Apr 08 at 02:45 AM
SiggasNation
os.system('perl')
Apr 08 at 02:45 AM
Dfrag
Fuck basketball!!! STFU
Apr 08 at 02:45 AM
chris200
<B>Hello world <b> that would work..
Apr 08 at 02:45 AM
sqlgeek
select * from me where i=giveacrap
Apr 08 at 02:45 AM
nottechnosailor
@brit I am
Apr 08 at 02:45 AM
jose
python. f'ing guido brainwashed them all.
Apr 08 at 02:45 AM
wasteoftime
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
Apr 08 at 02:45 AM
dimensionmedia
is python hard to learn?
Apr 08 at 02:45 AM
poindexter31783
rock chalk jay hawk
Apr 08 at 02:45 AM
brit
how many of you are watching the basketball game now?
Apr 08 at 02:45 AM
Jrome
can someone go rickroll this presentation?
Apr 08 at 02:45 AM
minorbug
PR#6
Apr 08 at 02:45 AM
Almostageek
Justin.tv gear would be better
Apr 08 at 02:45 AM
CountZero
PET basic rulez!
Apr 08 at 02:45 AM
slacker
i wish i was smart enough to work at Google :(
Apr 08 at 02:45 AM
st33lb1rd
couldn't google make a graphical programming language?
Apr 08 at 02:44 AM
lilbyrdie
not everyone may like python, but i bet amazon just sold a bunch of python books... :)
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That's one small step for man, one giant leap for ***BUFFERING
scoble hi tthe presenter with his phone. kudos rober.
LOL @minorbug
He did say something in the last video about battery life...
video.feed('crash')
should have used PHP
Hello
brought to you by S.A.P.
LOL
when is GOOG going to announce something interesting? On this call? Tomorrow? Python? Really?
scoble died
he forgot to charge the battery...
it's not frozen. it's a feature.
is this what happens to python apps at Google?
great, now I can't see the DB stuff
SELECT * FROM Google.developers WHERE presentation_skill > 0;
still froze
python.. i still can't believe that crap. Port it to php or something, its pathetic
GoogleBears ate Scoble
Ah crap.. video froze.
ok what happened?
this would have never of happened if he were black
what are we waiting here for?
:(
must be time for the strippers
so dead
haha
Google took over
did he clear the video with security first?
@siggasnation u make me laugh.
uhoh, hope there wasnt a bear attack
I see that there are all sorts of limits on the service..will there ever be a truly free compute cloud?
fukken lagggggg aaa
codemonkey go to job. codemonkey have boring meeting with boring coder brett.
feldman brought a cell disruptor
Nice jc.
rut roh
Okay - well - stuck again
dead
we're missing the good part?
DCed
google ftl.
yes he said we're funny
this is cool...thanks! smbeebe
the puppet got Robert's arm
FROZE
http://urltea.com/30tt
lol
nothing
is this the announcement?
hm, it froze. does anyone care?
we pissed them off
rickroll 2 girls and a cup!
FROZE!
two words: Nokia tripod
uh oh
whats' the story
cell network?! what?!
THIS WOULD NEVER HAVE HAPPENED IF THEY DIDNT USE PYTHON
yah. final four FTW!
bummer. Going to kick FMS in the tail, brb
scobles battery died
the server crashed again!
Scoble.. do us a favor and walk out :)
new invention teh cell phone camera stedy cam
froze
something epic just happened
pay your bills, scoble.
dough
lagggg
'wtf
uh oh...
scoble ate my wifi!
http://code.google.com/appengine/ the link will be up at 11:00pm central
Better if someone could hack the projector and Rick Roll the whole thing.
did he say we're funny?
cut out?
froze!!
ah shit
You have to drink everytime they say (self)
when's the announcement?
lol this is funny. So much code for a simple function. what is this garbage
zoom in on some code scoble!
back to final 4 where there is something interesting
scoble > *
what is he talking about?
lmao @cosmo
Luckily, Scoble gives that arm quite a workout
:)
whoa... he can talk, too :)
Where's my codemonkey?
i love the shaking camera
jc: gives 404
scoble cough once if you are bored
kinda wish I could rewind
why dont they use frontpage?
scoble is used to bullshitting, no writing code
THANKS!
he never tires
Scoble, tell him to hurry up
@lilbyrdie presenting isnt a biz job. He couldnt even write the code or make it work... we've been waiting for what? 6 mins
hows this different than bungeelabs?
i'd pay $10 for scoble to crossfade to a rickroll right now
adobe's video player seems more interesting
scoble is a machine
this announcement isn't worth the hype
he's twittering with his other hand
http://urltea.com/30tt
better stream here
yeah. show audience reaction right now.
So, are they allowing connections to arbitary WSGI interfaces?
beer souds good
sashimi, scoble, that buffet table has no line
whisky shot here!
What's he making? Some kind of robot?
"why should we use this instead of other engine already existed" is what they should focus on
"Crap its not threadsafe, let me add that" .. 40 mintues later...
http://code.google.com/appengine/
what's so special about this announcemtn?
are we live for the google announcement?
Scoble's pulse is horrible ;)
has this actually launched?
scoble is like huuuh
scoble's arm is tired
I spent a month watching this presenation tonight
is he using the sashimi waterfall method?
how about a shot of the audience sleepint
I'm thinking of some smore's right about now.
I need beer.
you turn into a black pudding
Aaron: link?
where's Shel Puppet?
okay,maybe not withthis
Scoble got bored.. lol
scoble is inducing beryl effects on this screen
just got here whats he talking about?
@aliakbar nono, it just means he's not from the biz side of things... didn't mean to imply good :)
grow grass grow
ooooh interacting with data! hooray!
<? echo "Hello World!
"; ?>
first 10,000 developers only get in
hmm sort of pointlesss demo
nothing like watching a developer write code as a presentation... YAWN
thx
where's Feldman when we need him
@F´pythonman...PHP4LIFE: lol
who'll be laughing when Google takes over the world
watching grass grow
where's the campfire?
b o r i n g
first time python's made sense to me.
whats going on????
I wish I was a googlepuppet.
itsworkingnow: a bigtable api, a real ec2 competitor.. something that leverages their own apis like gwt
@jimposner textmate for mac osx
where's my shell prompt and vim???
echo "hello world"; bitch plz lol
JimP, TextMate for Mac OS X
this preso is like watching paint dry
yeah..."Googiepuppet"
@JimPosner: GEditor
whats the bottom line on this deal?
jimposner textmate
@kingpin, basically
@lilbyrdie you're mistaken.. sadly mistaken if you think social imobility equals a good geek
goddamn i started the same project in rails when he did and i'm done fuck this
what editor is he using?
so this is S3-wannabe?
Computer says, "Would you like to play a game?"
do you guys follow this?
omg, like 30 lines of code to output "hello world"
i can't believe im watching someone code....
i wish loren feldman's puppet would pop up behind that tree
@st33lb1rd, that was good
um
YOU ARE IN A ROOM. TO THE NORTH IS A DOOR. [G]O NORTH OR [U]SE MAGIC
or hot chicks
nice try timmay
what were u expecting kenR
I can foresee 500 more sucky Facebook-like sites in 10 hours now
what cubicle did this guy come from
The video is archived here. http://youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI
Welcome to coding world, oh yeah, and you still won't wanna do it....
i wonder if they have free beer at this thing?
boooo...did the google janitor write this crap?
i just subconsciously tried to skip forward in the stream to the punchline
@charlieray amen
and the point is
i was really looking forward to this announcement, but... wow... meh...
the "uh"'s show that he may actually be a real developer ... and lacking in mob skills like a geek should be
how about an actual working demo
wheres google guy
why did he call the program shoutout, he should have just said hello world
scoble is thinking about that buffet table
you are here watching this chat instead of watching basketball, stfu
horrible hair, horrible dev, horrible presenter
Okay that's enought for me... I'm outta here
subliminal firefox
paren error hahaha
@simplebucket it's called multitasking
he is horrible
"something's wrong with my code" hahah
Google screen of death
heu
eek a stack trace
this is why you do not let the programmers do the pr.
Google announces Google Backyard Slideshow app. A Picasa/Streetview/Jimmy Dean's sausage Mash-Up.
if i hear "uh" one more fucking time
he should really start using tab triggers in TextMate
come on.. google.. even the RoR screencast can push out a flickr mashup in 5mins.. and this guy's been talking for 10mins n he is still doing a hello world
tonight's the national championship game and these losers are watching some dumbass write code
why can't i cut & paste the code from the video?
the basketball game is better, 39-38 kansas
reason programmers should NEVER give the presentation
cout << "hello world";
¬_¬
Python rules
i miss the beginning, what are they talking about?
i would miss curly braces if i had to program Python...
Kansas 39 - Memphis 38
they should show paint drying on that screen
rows returned 0
NEVVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
He hates typing things right on the first try.
os.system('perl')
Fuck basketball!!! STFU
<B>Hello world <b> that would work..
select * from me where i=giveacrap
@brit I am
python. f'ing guido brainwashed them all.
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
is python hard to learn?
rock chalk jay hawk
how many of you are watching the basketball game now?
can someone go rickroll this presentation?
PR#6
Justin.tv gear would be better
PET basic rulez!
i wish i was smart enough to work at Google :(
couldn't google make a graphical programming language?
not everyone may like python, but i bet amazon just sold a bunch of python books... :)
deltree /y *.*
hes a tech
god he sucks at typing
learn python here http://www.diveintopython.org/
can't this fucker type?
good GOD
gah I typoed while mocking his typo. epic fail.
go Memphis!
he needs to learn to type
this guy types worse than i do
class MyHandler(webapp)
from google.appengine.ext import webapp
watching from sweden
can it divide by zero?
if i have to learn another language, my head is going to explode... pop. too late.
LOAD "*",8,1
no php no lov
Imagine how cool porn would look on that outdoor screen!
gogoe
Kansas 39, Memphis 38
10 PLOT 10,20
what's the best way to learn python?
if this then crash
lol df
this one goes to 11. . .
>
hey rob!
I CANT SEE SHIT
guido, help this guy out
10 Print
hello eric ;)
20 goto 10
check...watching from...Mount Airy, MD, USA
wheres the fire
yeaaaay
10 goto 20
this seems more like a 20% project than something foundational
this is where he installs Ubuntu.
outdoor > indoor;
Google: XTreme Coders
hello world
hey turtle
uh...
hello world
This guy types as bad as I do
I would have been happy to see formatting for docs.
is that what's being annouced?
send_profits_to: microsoft
yeah, coding with the bears
and outdoor presentation is so easy a caveman could do it
wa wa wa, poor ruby babies are so sad
so what is this.. just SDK for google?
applicaiton?
Is this a high end app. For programmers only?
p-p-p-python!
textmate, yay
yaml!
uh...
Shoutout1.com
outdoor presentation...that's cool
clicking too fast I can't keep up with him on my machine...
gavin sucks
yay TextMate!
@minorbug lol
Textmate FTW
@Aaron: h8r :)
@simplebucket he said python is the first lang supported, don't throw away those ruby books yet!
From Scoble's Phone to baby Jesus's ears.
yes a tech using mac I see
uh...
can i drag my foxpro code into it?
1995 called, he wants his hair back
macs suck
textmate
TextMate!!!
API's for the win
built on a Mac
looks like a redwood
Uh oh.. bsod!!
they think they are so cool because they have an event outside...
this sucks, you're all fired
on a mac though... that's cool
ah, a real demo
hmm amazon pulled alltheir python books
why not just give us an API for bigtable...
APIS
Amazon's AMI's still better than this
what does google do besides serve ads?
python rulez
woo - python!
nice dead tree
of course they are going to grow it out beyond python just like all of their
software engineer, yay
this will kill ruby or ruby on rails
Ut oh, demo w/ code. Hope it doesn't break!
lol... hi brett
Finally!
is that a tree?
python sucks a$$
let me get this straight: you write an app in python and they host it?
Treebeard!!
thank good.. is that guy in PR?
uh...
I really Google should be looking at some kind of Search Engine.
@minorbug: that would rock
the iifx could still kick your ass
step 1: cut a hole in the box
interesting, he said first language supported..
sucks
Python... tssststs
Pyhon only :-(
of course, another SDK
Google copy others ideas making things simpler and earning money from that.
here's our stack, you write the code, we make the money
They run the apps on 50 Mac IIfx's with 64mb RAM and 80MB SCSI drives on RAID 0
hola Cynthia
What's in the boooxxxx!?!?
sounds like they're gonna move in on some of Amazon's turf.. but expand on it
sdk baby
no one does python
a google jet flyover would be bitchin right now
python!
I can read that one..
python?
o man this chat is hilarious
I love Bret!
how we gonna write the actual app?
This guy is nice enough but he is not Steve Jobs.
You ever want to start a web service?
DAD CAN I BORROW THE CAR? hehe
python
scoble, go hit this guy with your camera.
what exactly does google do? ;)
if guido is involved, they're going pure ruby
sqlgeek Andy Rooney was cool though :-)
I don't think guy works for google.. some deralic that was sleeping in the bushes...
Why don't google create something really new?
f
Okay get to the examples already
dude did he get a dell
Cut him a break
DUDE! WTF are you saying? just say it. forget the cute boxes.
heh..GoogleOxyCode
He's really a very good speaker
oh yes, supermassive scaling
but if you call now, we'll give you two for the amazing price of 19.99
video looks good
He sounds like Andy Rooney
no, you have to use all google stuff
where can i get one of those nifty boxes
So basically.... Google owns all.
bad powerpoint slide.. Ican't read it..
all he says is easy
hello
google will beat amazion
Billy Mays should do this.
lead developer/designer on the appengine
go read techcrunch
does this guy get paid for this talk?
quite different from AWS, from what I can tell... could probably still use AWS through this :)
This guy still really hasn't communicated exactly what they are doing....
it slices! it dices!
who is this guy?
I bet it is a challenge...
after each reload i hear about a second of audio, then nothing. server issue?
BLINK
Bless you!
Amazoogle
Be polite guys.
yes copy of amazon
ha. he just farted
Will it's tapes play in my VCR?
do the support the <BLINK> tag?
ron popeil?
google web apps
handle your app, scour your info, serve up ads
yes, N95
copy of amazon's services
we want scoble. we want scoble. get rid of this douche.
I feel like i'm watching a bad infomercial
will they integrate with fb?
i hope they support brainf*ck
f
Cool.
SO WHAT DID GOOGLE RELEASE
is the streaming via the N95?
He's fired
Machinamage?
maybe qik should be hosted on this... video is lagging
this dude sucks. no pres skills. get scoble up there to 'splain it.
is this guy speaking to a rest home?
Not live yet
No stream is good
pass the graham crackers
http://code.google.com/appengine/
i think there's a sing-a-long after this
Scoble, great job for somone who wasn't formally invited! :)
TC didn't use the correct embed looks like; it's locked on an older video
I wonder how much the little blankets cost?
and duh!!!
i was having issues before
hi
drop table qik;
anyone else having issues with the stream?
and duh
how are lettering scoble do this i thought it was under embargo
scoble... you rock sir.
techcrunch just posted their article
duh?
burning
there's a dude there with a blanket on his lap. jesus.
are they blankets on people's laps?
yeah the rehearsed thing is weird, but this is intereting
LOL. scoble took front and center. way to go Robert!
good answer ;)
scoble, how was the buffet?
ZZZZZZZZZ look at em
so whats the url
This is so rehursed
google to sell cardboard boxes!
@StarvArt LOL
How many people are attending Robert?
google going to compete with amazon?
i find him excessively rehearsed
Hey Robert
andy roooney.. lol.. Ya' Ever notice?!
just shut up and let me build
Google bought Microsoft ??§§ Come one!
so it's like salesforce.com app environment for the public?
ok. so its the competitor to AWS.
is this Andy Rooney's grandson?
Now he has something to talk about tomorrow I guess...
On the Google phone!!
its working now
scoble is still baked from amsterdam
No he has to stop every once in a while and come back up
I hope they aren't going to show family slides from Easte
smooth zoom!
who is this guy?
proxy errors gallore
just being able to see stuff like this live is awesome
yes, we know how the cycle works. get on with it
yo - cool qik mr Scoble
took the whole damn thing down
shouldn't it have started by now?
rebuffering lol
haha
Is it free?
that was awesome
what a dork!!!
we're still up
just heavily loaded :P
i
cool
reload page.
Scoble totally broke QiK
yes we are
where the hell did the go
?
did qik go down
and we're back
weapons grade fail?
put it back on!!!!
app engine
buffer... buffer... buffer...
what