http://qik.com/video/30995
cali's Qiks
Wish I could watch the vid, will have to watch later.
I am not seeing a live stream
Glad your oyster-cracking went well. Hope to catch you next live stream (Lindsay)
Hi Cali ! I don't see a video, but Qik says you're online(Lindsay)
no see here either
259 views
Hit it with a MBP!
video died
lol. patrick would do that while doing a random voiceover and say 'that would be a bad thing'
Awww
its over for me
yep, network blockout... 2 min buffered
LOL
next oyster tool... 12 pound sledge.
LOI
8 and stuck
i think patrick would have the jackhammer out...cordless dewalt of course
dougwalk, :P
pnorton ftw
20 and stuck
I say try sanitizing a pry bar or at least a screw driver
thermite
Stopped.
wow
Patrick would bludgeon the thing into oblivion.
deguasser! yep!
stopped...
Kay, naaah she has been on TV with Leo
Butter knife FTW
patrick would use a vice or a deguasser
buffer 10
patrick would kilt the oyster to death
review a machine that does it for you
TOLD YA!
wow, that felt close. She seems okay.
tonight we learned that Cali is far braver than we first suspected
Where's the Gordan's Fisherman when you need him?
wonder how patrick norton may tackle this oyster challenge :)
=)
Buy a machine that does it for you? :P
;)
When oYsters Attack
carefully? nah, that's how you shuck an oyster!
Try a fulcrum, you need some mechanical advantage here...
i get so scared
http://www.taunton.com/finecooking/pages/cvt016.asp
ouch
omg
hehe
@motionblur just stick to ohms law
dont cut your self!!!
a sharp tool is a safe tool
heh....nice johnathan
:X
@ motionblurstudios: carefully?
?
x^2(2x*7y)
:-\
*how do i type a quadratic in here?*
i've known some peple to use hammer or even a nut cracker
IT ROCKS
i'd say, angle is better, but i've never done it
Talk to it, encourage it to open!
At the angle of the butt and shell
no worries :)
Let Neal try doing it
this is the MOST suspenseful thing i've ever seen on live internet
blackfeathers: i got nuthin'
Time to smash it!
Could they open them at the market?
the normal force perpendicular to the planar table surface :)
Yeah ...DC in the house!!
hahahaha, THE poop
:)
just keep them in boiling water for 1-2 min that will be ok...
careful
This is almost painful to watch. Please be careful.
motion, that's awesome
This is why I prefer to eat out. I dont like the hastle of cooking when I can pay somebody else to do it.
:) herbg
loi.qik to max x
the angle of the dangle is adversely proportional to the heat of the beat
let's not become famous for being the first live QIK injury
power = curent x voltage :)
@MissM but it's worth the work...especially with beer
oh, i hope you dn't hurt yourself..
I don't want to see you cut your fingers off live! Be careful!
e = mc2
force = mass x acceleration :)
please don't push your luck
oh yes, lemon will do well
blue crab is too much work too :)
drizzle over with some lemon and you will love it
be careful
i want some oysters now
watch your thumb with the knife
# of calories to open one vs. calorie consumption of 1
Neal....melt some butter in the nuke
good times, good time
lol....2000 more calories for the 2nd oyster
niiiiice
buffer 9 :D
w00t!
you're going to starve if it takes this long for every one
1 in 5 min
bufffer 5
laggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
fry 'em up
old bay
hah! oyster shells licked by Cali on Ebay
now get the rest of them open
did u taste the poop
rashwell, that's the whole idea. you burn the calories
It buffered right when she bit into it. OH THE SUSPENSE!
brine!!!
oyster shells on ebay? j/k
Scrumptious!?
Cali burned 2000 Calories to eat one ostyer
slurp it, don't taste
the delay is like 2 min now
other way
I like to put an oyster in each shoe so I feel funny all day
gadgets will get you every time
many watching
laggggggg
yes.
neal, point cam at
Don't chomp on it!
raw over gif
this is why I eat out...this is to much work...
Watch out for grit or sand in the shell!
lol @ mac&cheese
hot sauce?
raw over jpeg ;)
raw is the best way
cocktail sauce and lemon is my fav
Look for perl!!
I'm going to stick with my mac & cheese.
raw is the only way?
Raw is the only way
hehehe
hungry now
Coctail sauce and lemon....or melted butter!
she's versatile!
GROSS not raw!
yeah, lemon
yummy. can use a spoon to scoop it up
Good job....!
shush doug
you got it!
Looks like a giant booger...
I'm calling PETA
Now scrape it from the bottom
there ya go
easy does it
then seperate foot from meat
pry it open first
Hey Neal!
use 1 & 3 to scroll thru comments
this is the most intense live thing i've ever seen
Never did get a taste for oysters.
If this doesn't work you can use them to thwart crimanals
You know you have to eat the first one raw...
try not to lose the juice
one oyster...successfully killed!
Cali wore gloves for live 2 months. She has to own some.
MURDERER! ;)
add lemon and coctail sauce and enjoy!!
eeeek
Twist and Turn
heart deats
YEAH!!!
Ohh man. I don't want to see her lose her fingers live
Yeah
now twist
congrats!
O.O
perfect!!!
with reinforcement so you won't get cut
rubber dish gloves
yes
hah will it blend
haha will it blend
garden gloves work great!
rubber gloves
cut glove
good luck, cali! be safe
BTW Hi Cali and Neal...!! Its Neil from DC
use the towel in case it slips
work around the shell
*tilit
I see a geekbrief episode coming up with gadgets that will do this for you
leo laporte said 'there will be blood' on twitter
Neal, tit forward on video shoy please
Leo said "there will be blood" haha
more leverage and surgace to get in the shell
Whats up with the dogs? Did I miss an earlier explanation?
This is why I eat Rocky Mountain Oysters. you dont have this kind of work involved
Twist cali not push
exactly
be carefUL!
i see bleeding limbs in cali's future... :-o
hi guys!
The guy who do this for a living, wear one glove to hold it and not get cut...
poor oyster...
i have a feeling a finger's about to come off
There should be a little dent or indentation in the shell
i'd make sure the knife point and blade is pointing away. jam it in and twist
no hammer
NO
yes...at teh butt
WILL IT BLEND :)
good luck bye
it is bereft of life... it is an ex-oyster
Another way is to steam it for 5 mins and it will pop ever so much!
gloves Cali, gloves
Alton Brown did a whole episode on Food Network on oysters if you can find it
he'd end your if he had the chance
tasty oyster
gregq = genius
Blade side away from you
poor oyster
jebus don't cut yourself
Twist it!
this is like watching nascar...you're really just watching to see the car wreck
Hey Cali. Funny story I had oysters today after school!
too complicated.....order pizza instead.
BrianKC
Be carefull
get a butter knife!
Do not use a sharp knife...!!! Your asking for trouble
Best of luck. This looks complicated.
it takes some force, keep trying
testing
"sniff"
stick the chucker in the base or butt...work it in...and wiggle it back and fourth....BTW get gloves!!!
oh no!!
hammer
you need to get the knife in deeper
ITS HAMMER TIME!!!
your wifi is too slow
/me says hi
I only see my posts in my pownce timeline not other posts do you have this problem?
select "Reduce delay" in the menu
your delay is 50 sec
hi
Hi cali random question. have you tried hellotxt its a great tool.
yummy
wouldn't a meat tenderizer do the trick? ;)
Ciao!
just schuck and chuck
major lag
switch to Min delay mode
Repeat stabbing motion until done
howdy from the uk
so far so good, don't hurt yourself
Hello
Chuck em
hey Cali! =)
BurnedOutGeek says hi!
I would help, but the only experience I have is with Rocky Mountain Oysters. Very different
Too bad I only eat kosher.
@CaliLewis How to shuck oyster http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONJSk3AMVps
No idea, but good luck!
How cool is this!!!!
5 second buffer time...
THis is gonna be good
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Wish I could watch the vid, will have to watch later.
I am not seeing a live stream
Glad your oyster-cracking went well. Hope to catch you next live stream (Lindsay)
Hi Cali ! I don't see a video, but Qik says you're online(Lindsay)
no see here either
259 views
Hit it with a MBP!
video died
lol. patrick would do that while doing a random voiceover and say 'that would be a bad thing'
Awww
its over for me
yep, network blockout... 2 min buffered
LOL
next oyster tool... 12 pound sledge.
LOI
8 and stuck
i think patrick would have the jackhammer out...cordless dewalt of course
dougwalk, :P
pnorton ftw
20 and stuck
I say try sanitizing a pry bar or at least a screw driver
thermite
Stopped.
wow
Patrick would bludgeon the thing into oblivion.
deguasser! yep!
stopped...
Kay, naaah she has been on TV with Leo
Butter knife FTW
patrick would use a vice or a deguasser
buffer 10
patrick would kilt the oyster to death
review a machine that does it for you
TOLD YA!
wow, that felt close. She seems okay.
tonight we learned that Cali is far braver than we first suspected
Where's the Gordan's Fisherman when you need him?
wonder how patrick norton may tackle this oyster challenge :)
=)
Buy a machine that does it for you? :P
;)
When oYsters Attack
carefully? nah, that's how you shuck an oyster!
Try a fulcrum, you need some mechanical advantage here...
i get so scared
http://www.taunton.com/finecooking/pages/cvt016.asp
ouch
omg
hehe
@motionblur just stick to ohms law
dont cut your self!!!
a sharp tool is a safe tool
heh....nice johnathan
:X
@ motionblurstudios: carefully?
?
x^2(2x*7y)
:-\
*how do i type a quadratic in here?*
i've known some peple to use hammer or even a nut cracker
IT ROCKS
i'd say, angle is better, but i've never done it
Talk to it, encourage it to open!
At the angle of the butt and shell
no worries :)
Let Neal try doing it
;)
this is the MOST suspenseful thing i've ever seen on live internet
blackfeathers: i got nuthin'
Time to smash it!
Could they open them at the market?
the normal force perpendicular to the planar table surface :)
Yeah ...DC in the house!!
hahahaha, THE poop
:)
just keep them in boiling water for 1-2 min that will be ok...
careful
This is almost painful to watch. Please be careful.
motion, that's awesome
This is why I prefer to eat out. I dont like the hastle of cooking when I can pay somebody else to do it.
:) herbg
loi.qik to max x
the angle of the dangle is adversely proportional to the heat of the beat
let's not become famous for being the first live QIK injury
power = curent x voltage :)
@MissM but it's worth the work...especially with beer
oh, i hope you dn't hurt yourself..
I don't want to see you cut your fingers off live! Be careful!
e = mc2
force = mass x acceleration :)
please don't push your luck
oh yes, lemon will do well
blue crab is too much work too :)
drizzle over with some lemon and you will love it
be careful
i want some oysters now
watch your thumb with the knife
# of calories to open one vs. calorie consumption of 1
Neal....melt some butter in the nuke
good times, good time
lol....2000 more calories for the 2nd oyster
niiiiice
buffer 9 :D
w00t!
you're going to starve if it takes this long for every one
1 in 5 min
bufffer 5
;)
laggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
fry 'em up
old bay
hah! oyster shells licked by Cali on Ebay
now get the rest of them open
did u taste the poop
rashwell, that's the whole idea. you burn the calories
It buffered right when she bit into it. OH THE SUSPENSE!
brine!!!
oyster shells on ebay? j/k
Scrumptious!?
Cali burned 2000 Calories to eat one ostyer
slurp it, don't taste
the delay is like 2 min now
other way
I like to put an oyster in each shoe so I feel funny all day
gadgets will get you every time
many watching
laggggggg
yes.
neal, point cam at
Don't chomp on it!
raw over gif
this is why I eat out...this is to much work...
Watch out for grit or sand in the shell!
lol @ mac&cheese
hot sauce?
raw over jpeg ;)
raw is the best way
cocktail sauce and lemon is my fav
Look for perl!!
I'm going to stick with my mac & cheese.
raw is the only way?
Raw is the only way
hehehe
hungry now
Coctail sauce and lemon....or melted butter!
she's versatile!
GROSS not raw!
yeah, lemon
yummy. can use a spoon to scoop it up
Good job....!
shush doug
you got it!
Looks like a giant booger...
I'm calling PETA
Now scrape it from the bottom
there ya go
easy does it
then seperate foot from meat
pry it open first
Hey Neal!
use 1 & 3 to scroll thru comments
this is the most intense live thing i've ever seen
Never did get a taste for oysters.
If this doesn't work you can use them to thwart crimanals
You know you have to eat the first one raw...
try not to lose the juice
one oyster...successfully killed!
easy does it
Cali wore gloves for live 2 months. She has to own some.
MURDERER! ;)
add lemon and coctail sauce and enjoy!!
eeeek
Twist and Turn
heart deats
YEAH!!!
Ohh man. I don't want to see her lose her fingers live
=)
Yeah
now twist
congrats!
O.O
perfect!!!
with reinforcement so you won't get cut
rubber dish gloves
yes
hah will it blend
haha will it blend
garden gloves work great!
rubber gloves
cut glove
good luck, cali! be safe
BTW Hi Cali and Neal...!! Its Neil from DC
use the towel in case it slips
work around the shell
*tilit
I see a geekbrief episode coming up with gadgets that will do this for you
leo laporte said 'there will be blood' on twitter
Neal, tit forward on video shoy please
Leo said "there will be blood" haha
more leverage and surgace to get in the shell
Whats up with the dogs? Did I miss an earlier explanation?
This is why I eat Rocky Mountain Oysters. you dont have this kind of work involved
Twist cali not push
exactly
yes
be carefUL!
i see bleeding limbs in cali's future... :-o
hi guys!
The guy who do this for a living, wear one glove to hold it and not get cut...
poor oyster...
i have a feeling a finger's about to come off
There should be a little dent or indentation in the shell
i'd make sure the knife point and blade is pointing away. jam it in and twist
no hammer
NO
yes...at teh butt
WILL IT BLEND :)
good luck bye
it is bereft of life... it is an ex-oyster
Another way is to steam it for 5 mins and it will pop ever so much!
gloves Cali, gloves
Alton Brown did a whole episode on Food Network on oysters if you can find it
he'd end your if he had the chance
tasty oyster
gregq = genius
Blade side away from you
poor oyster
jebus don't cut yourself
Twist it!
this is like watching nascar...you're really just watching to see the car wreck
Hey Cali. Funny story I had oysters today after school!
too complicated.....order pizza instead.
BrianKC
Be carefull
get a butter knife!
Do not use a sharp knife...!!! Your asking for trouble
Best of luck. This looks complicated.
it takes some force, keep trying
testing
"sniff"
stick the chucker in the base or butt...work it in...and wiggle it back and fourth....BTW get gloves!!!
oh no!!
hammer
you need to get the knife in deeper
ITS HAMMER TIME!!!
your wifi is too slow
/me says hi
I only see my posts in my pownce timeline not other posts do you have this problem?
select "Reduce delay" in the menu
your delay is 50 sec
hi
hi
Hi cali random question. have you tried hellotxt its a great tool.
yummy
wouldn't a meat tenderizer do the trick? ;)
Ciao!
just schuck and chuck
major lag
switch to Min delay mode
Repeat stabbing motion until done
howdy from the uk
so far so good, don't hurt yourself
Hello
Chuck em
hey Cali! =)
BurnedOutGeek says hi!
I would help, but the only experience I have is with Rocky Mountain Oysters. Very different
Too bad I only eat kosher.
@CaliLewis How to shuck oyster http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONJSk3AMVps
No idea, but good luck!
How cool is this!!!!
5 second buffer time...
Hello
Hello
THis is gonna be good